no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
"so she’s gay now?"
yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden
When you find fries in the bottom of your McDonald’s bag
when your mom says she’ll just be a minute
why is your dog tall enough to be in the nba
seattle man. a local hero.