supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

piplump:

When you find fries in the bottom of your McDonald’s bag

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sloth-grunge:

when your mom says she’ll just be a minute

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brave-escape:

why is your dog tall enough to be in the nba

brave-escape:

why is your dog tall enough to be in the nba

spermbanker:

seattle man. a local hero.

spermbanker:

seattle man. a local hero.